airplane list

I have more things to post about...but they must wait until I find my camera :/  sad day.

I flew home a week ago today and this is the list I made in the airport waiting for my layover flight.

People in airports dress like sluts

I missed a flight- never done that before.  I wonder how I’m going to get my luggage back.  I didn’t put the little green tag on this one and I JUST realized that.  Crap.

Airport food= no bueno.

Cinnabon= not the best cinnamon roll I’ve had.  It was too gooey and too sticky and too warm and….just ew.

Airplanes are too cold.  When you come off a red-eye flight you are COLD!   You do not want to walk through a well-conditioned airport to your next flight.  I wanted so much to walk outside, but NO.

Why don't all red-eye flights provide blankets and pillows....some do, others don't.  That's just mean.

All planes from Hawaii should provide lotion upon arrival at their non-tropical destination.  My skin is already little white flakey dry. 

Ok, this airport has a chapel.  Why?  I understand why a hospital has a chapel…but an airport?  Do you need to pray in a chapel when you miss a flight, or to pray before you fly if you are deathly afraid…or if there is an accident, or to get married before you go to vegas- just to stir things up?  I’m out

If you work at a fast food place, or a little souvenir store, or the kiosks in an airport do you get flight benefits?

I wish the windows in airplanes were higher, so you don’t have to scrunch up to see out the window.

By the way, sunrise over a completely unobstructed ocean, flat bed of clouds imitating the ocean…..gorgeous

Airplane windows should be reflection resistant, that way people can see the freaking stars when you’re flying at night.  Putting the windows higher would help with this. 

I love cute babies on airplanes.

Ok, this is really not cool.  My skin is dry and kindof itchy.  :P

You know that one point where your mind realizes that your body should feel something, but you don’t? Like you know you have gotten a grand total of 5ish hours of sleep in the last 48 hours and you should be SO tired, but when given the opportunity you cannot sleep.  Or you realize how much you have/have not eaten and you know all the errands you’ve run and all of the work you’ve done and how much your feet hurt from walking so much and you do not understand how the heck you have not collapsed from hunger- or even have like tummy rumblings.   But take the two combined (in a very round-about way of saying it) I should not be able to function, but I’m doing pretty okay.  I did miss my flight, but so did at least 4 other people on my flight, so it’s not just me.

It was a 5 hour flight- they played the one movie, but I wanted them to play the one the booklet said they play on really long flights.  They were going to show X-men the last stand, but they didn’t.  I’m looking forward to seeing the matinee of X-men origins with my cousins….when I land.  I’m slightly insane- that’s okay, I take it in stride.  No no, instead they played this ridiculous show that was noisy and there was nothing really good on the radio and….who cares about ‘build it bigger’ at 2am?  I couldn’t sleep.