tupperware

The lovely useful plastic stuff

Every time we are invited to a wedding reception we think of gifts to bring.  Well one time we noticed....
every couple we give tupperware to....or even think of giving tupperware to....either doesn't get married, or gets divorced.

Not kidding.
~Amber and Michael -divorsed.  We missed their reception (goo that made me mad), but we sent tupperware
~Shad and Amanda -divorsed.  We missed their reception too....but I worked with Amanda and the mere threat of me brining her wedding gift of tupperware, they were divorced before I could.
~Amber and Konrad- never married.  They had the reception first and he got cold feet.
~Channi and......husband -divorced.  We gave tupperware, a few years later.... :\ 

it is a very sad business.  BUT now that we have notcied we no longer give tupperware.  No more.  It is the kiss of death.

There is the background.
Here is the point.
For some reason, we were disscussing this last night.
My sister Alayna turns to me and says (practically yells, my family is loud) 'So Aria, if I tell you that I am going to give you tupperware for your wedding, you take it as a sign.'  My mom: 'Hahahahaha, if she doesn't like him she'll give you tupperware.'.

Ooooooooooo my goodness.  So. Much. Laughter.  It was hilarious.  They are going to threaten me with tupperware. 

tupperware is so usefull.....it's a shame. 

Eliza: 'what about a bridal shower?'
Mom:  'I don't think I'd risk it.'

Well, there you go.