nice try

I planned to go to bed, really I did.

But I also told my new-to-Hawaii roommate that I'd help her put her new surf rack on her bike when she got home from work.
Yes, they make bike racks that cart surfboards.

And I know how to use Allen wrenches and decipher nonsensical instructions.
The rack works, so that's cool.

No, I didn't wake up with my alarm.